Thursday, March 25, 2010

Rain

Science tells us something about reactions being equal and opposite. This rings false to me, as I have quite often seen people to have the exact same reaction to the danger of clowns. For example, once I saw a clown at the mall and I screamed. All of the people around me screamed too so I dropped the plague rat that I was holding and ran as fast as I could. Everyone else seemed to agree that the clown might be a psychotic ax murderer because they all ran away too. Also, I could run faster than the little children that I was pushing out of my way. This doesn't seem all that equal to me. Their legs and mine were not equal lengths so I don't see how their reaction could be as strong as mine.

Anyway, assuming science is always true (something that I always try to do regardless of how I feel about it), then I wonder about rain. Sometimes when it rains I wonder if perhaps there is an opposite rain somewhere in the middle of the ocean. I don't see how else to explain it. Water must rain up sometimes and the only place it could come from is the ocean. This makes me worry about the fish. If their homes are raining upwards, then do they go with it? But then they don't rain down on the land, so is there some sort of fishnet in the sky to catch them?

I worry about fish a lot.

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