You should be afraid. We should all start getting concerned. I'm breaking my vow of blog silence today to tell everyone about the looming threat that hangs over our heads like a terrible black cat being suspended by piano wire. Were-Dolphins will take over the internet. It could happen today. It could happen tomorrow. But FOR GOD SAKES, we have to be prepared! Here is a helpful Were-Dolphin survival guide I have compiled.
Ways to tell if a Were-dolphin has taken over a website:
1. If your favorite website starts including a lot of information on tuna, or beach balls, things that dolphins like.
2. If a website starts having a lot of spelling errors, this should tip you off. Dolphins don't have fingers, so they cant type well.
3. If you find that your favorite website starts advertising Sea-World, or maybe visiting the beach more. FOR GOD SAKES, don't let them trick you! The dolphins are just trying to get you to visit these near water locations so they can MURDER YOU AND YOUR FAMILY.
Things to do to prepare for the eventual Were-Dolphin uprising:
1. Buy a gun.
2. Buy a bigger gun.
3. Pollute the ocean as much as possible.
4. Shoot your gun into the ocean as often as possible.
Please FOR GOD SAKES, do all of these things. We don't have long befoifre tuna ddodk
Hueyd Guiuys Letds All Goo TO THE BEEEACH
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