Drywall Pt 2

Hey Phil,
Just wondering why you haven't called us back? Perhaps you've left town and not told us? We're just concerned as some of the stuff we left in your apartment will start to smell in about 2 days. There may or may not be a sandwich inside your drywall. I'm afraid for legal reasons we are no longer allowed to taxidermy animals that are still alive. If however, you are still set on having your cat preserved for some reason, just let us know, there are ways around the law. For example you could strangle and boil your cat yourself! That is completely acceptable in the eyes of the law. It may not be acceptable in the eyes of your cat; however, as the last drop of innocence turns gray in his eyes while you kill him. Anyways Phil, please call us back, were worried that we may have offended you when we prematurely punched that hole in you living room wall. My uncle is really upset about that, so much so that he threw his subway sandwich into the toilet later that afternoon when he remembered what he had done. I left the rest of my sandwich in your fridge for you. Call us back.

-Frank