Dear Phil
Hey, this is Frank from Frank & Alice's Drywall Emporium, just writing you to let you know that we are all set up in your apartment ready to rip-roll-dry-wallio. So as soon as you send us your deposit we can get going.
In case you're wondering Alice was the name of my schnauzer. She got run over by my uncle's truck a couple years back, and I never bothered to change the name. Speaking of which if you need any animals (dead or alive) taxidermied or completely shaved for any reason. Just let me know, we can work out a package deal!
-Sincerely
Frank "Kyle" Polnuk
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