Our driver lost his mind to acid

Hey!
Can you help me?
My name is Liz, and I'm from Oregon. These are my two friends John and Greg.
It seems we've run into a bit of a problem. We got driven here, from Oregon, by our other friend Carl, because none of us are old enough to drive. The problem is, I don't think Carl is going to be able to drive us back, as he sorta lost his mind to acid. Its a long story but, the other night the four of us were hanging out with some other friends when Carl decided he wanted to take 4 hits of acid with them. Well, we didn't really mind at first, as it seemed like a pretty normal acid trip to us. He kept muttering inane things to himself, and seemed really fascinated with the trees. Normal stuff, really. Then suddenly Carl absolutely lost his mind and started getting really upset.

We were assured this was normal, until something terrible happened. Carl yelled at me "Liz I cannot hear your explosion.. BOOM BOOM BOOM," I told him I had no idea what he was talking about. Then, out of some sheer gruesome willpower, somehow Carl managed to force his bare hand through his chest and tear his still beating heart from its arteries and veins, and clear out of his ribcage. He forced his broken body to stand and hold his bloody claws up to the sky, all the while gore seeping through the hole in his new band T-shirt and crimson blood turning his hands black in the night. There, holding the bloody little organ above his head, he let loose an ear piercing primal scream into the night. My eardrums almost burst and my blood turned cold. Then, he collapsed. Dead.

Anyways, we need a ride back to Oregon, as he was our only ride. We can pay you for gas.