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Hello, user 1851732927532452235507! It has been 151 days since we last saw you. We hope you have not been too hungry. Before we begin, have you stopped to consider our new tasty meat product line? For a limited time only, we are proud to announce the super meat sale. 200lbs of chicken-infused-bacon is available for instant download for a mere 32.99 virtual TechCorp™ dollars. Retrieving sales record...
Your last download consisted of...
12 gallons of guava/mince meat juice...
2 Caramelized Japanese Beetles...
3 pounds of fear inducing pharmaceuticals...
and
1 Virtual Apples from Eden...
Duplicate order?
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TechCorp™ would like to thank you for your business, your time, your generosity, your money and, of course, your brain-matter.
Please be careful on your way home.
Feel nourished.
Its very lonely here.
Goodbye.
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